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A fitting one (Read 430 times)
May 2
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waspiflab
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A Royal Wedding and the death of Osama Bin Laden.......If Carlsberg did bank holidays...
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Funilly enough, I was at work yesterday when a Carlsberg truck turned up for a delivery
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I was disgusted to find he'd been shot and then buried at sea: what about the lead poisoning to the fish?
May the Mynd be with you.
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EVVFCX wrote
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I was disgusted to find he'd been shot and then buried at sea: what about the lead poisoning to the fish?
They used those new dissolving bullets, like the ones on Castle last night.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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A little lead, a little oil, a little radioactivity; it's gonna make for some spicy fish to say the least.....
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ill never go swimming in the sea again that is for sure
i dont want to share the same water as him
Here to help and get help!!!
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Forget lead poisoning, what about osama poisoning (terrorista nastyitis or worthless P.O.S. disease)? I hear it's much more uncomfortable. It makes you grow a long beard and send audio tapes to news papers even though it would be easier to email .wav files.
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