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Apr 29^th, 2011 at 9:36am

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A new supermarket opened near my house with 'produce mood enhancements' so I went in to make a purchase.

There was an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it turned on, I heard the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When I passed the milk cases, I heard cows mooing and experienced the scent of fresh hay.

In the meat department, there was an aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.

When I approached the egg case, I heard hens cluck and cackle and the air was filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department featured the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I stopped my search there -- didn't dare buy that toilet paper I was after.

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Reply #1 - Apr 29^th, 2011 at 9:39am

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MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my computers specs.....

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Reply #2 - Apr 29^th, 2011 at 4:18pm

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H wrote on Apr 29^th, 2011 at 9:36am:

I stopped my search there -- didn't dare buy that toilet paper I was after.

The sound of "Fart, Fart, Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, oh what a relief it is!" Wink

Speedy Alka-Seltzer will never forgive me for this.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Apr 29^th, 2011 at 8:50pm

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I'm just glad the internet doesn't have smells yet. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #4 - May 2^nd, 2011 at 10:24am

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In your preparation, H, Wink

did you happen to peruse the isle the Imodium was on? Huh

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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Reply #5 - May 2^nd, 2011 at 1:34pm

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Skunkworks wrote on May 2^nd, 2011 at 10:24am:

In your preparation, H, Wink

did you happen to peruse the isle the Imodium was on? Huh

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #6 - May 2^nd, 2011 at 2:40pm

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patchz wrote on May 2^nd, 2011 at 1:34pm:

Skunkworks wrote on May 2^nd, 2011 at 10:24am:

In your preparation, H, Wink

did you happen to peruse the isle the Imodium was on? Huh

Thank you very much! I'll be here all week! Wink

Sorry H, I couldn't resist, Embarrassed

Greg

« Last Edit: May 2^nd, 2011 at 4:08pm by Skunkworks »

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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Reply #7 - May 2^nd, 2011 at 3:26pm

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Skunkworks wrote on May 2^nd, 2011 at 2:40pm:

patchz wrote on May 2^nd, 2011 at 1:34pm:

[quote author=Greg1959 link=1304084213/4#4 date=1304346293]

In your preparation, H, Wink

did you happen to peruse the isle the Imodium was on? Huh

Thank you very much! I'll be here all week! Wink

Sorry H I couldn't resist, Embarrassed

Greg

Sorry that part of the anatomy...
is in such need of relief... Roll Eyes

Did you know that Imodium was banned in Pakistan in 1990...
perhaps that explains their past situation?

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Reply #8 - May 2^nd, 2011 at 4:37pm

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Sorry!

« Last Edit: May 2^nd, 2011 at 7:12pm by Skunkworks »

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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