Simviation Forum - Warning labels...

Mar 9^th, 2011 at 6:01pm

patchz Offline
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These are real warning labels attached to the products.

Jabra Drive 'N' Talk: Never operate your speakerphone while driving.
Then what's if for?

Peanuts & Peanut M&Ms: This product may contain nuts.
Oh really?

Chainsaw: Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.
Which one is the wrong one?

Sassoon Hair Dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Blow torch: Contents may catch fire.
Ya reckon?

Sun Shade: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
Why not?

Eggs: This product may contain eggs.
So that's what those are.

Nytol: May cause drowsiness.
Well I certainly hope so.

Staple's Letter opener: Safety goggles recommended.
Ohhh kay!

Vanishing marker: The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.
Gee, that takes all the fun out of it.

Jet Ski: Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.
Pay attention Ozzy. Grin

Washing machine: Do not put any person in this washer.
Duh!

Dremel Tool: This product is not intended for use as a dental drill.
Say what?

Apple's iPod Shuffle: Do not eat.
Surely you jest.

Bialetti Casa Italiana's nonstick pans: Keep pet birds out of the kitchen when using this product.
But the stove is in the kitchen.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Mar 9^th, 2011 at 6:25pm

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Honestly, where on EARTH do you find these...

"May Cause Drowsiness"

What has this world come to?

Grin

I went outside once. The graphics weren't all that great.

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

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Reply #2 - Mar 9^th, 2011 at 7:41pm

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I actually knew a couple that use to leave a hair dryer on at night to act as a neutralizing noise so they could sleep.

I suggested a sound machine by HoMedics - http://www.homedics.com/home/sounds/soundspas.html?gclid=CMag4pvhwqcCFcns7QodY2l...

They said that they preferred the hair dryer... Roll Eyes

The dumbass's nearly burnt their house down... Roll Eyes

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Mar 9^th, 2011 at 8:12pm

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About the egg one... If the egg may contain egg... Does the egg that it may contain, also contain egg? And does the egg that the egg contains also contain egg?

Cheesy

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Reply #4 - Mar 9^th, 2011 at 9:04pm

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Strawberry Yogurt wrote on Mar 9^th, 2011 at 6:25pm:

Honestly, where on EARTH do you find these...

"May Cause Drowsiness"

What has this world come to?

Grin

Different places. That particular jewel was on my AT&T home page.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #5 - Mar 9^th, 2011 at 9:07pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Mar 9^th, 2011 at 7:41pm:

I actually knew a couple that use to leave a hair dryer on at night to act as a neutralizing noise so they could sleep.

I suggested a sound machine by HoMedics - http://www.homedics.com/home/sounds/soundspas.html?gclid=CMag4pvhwqcCFcns7QodY2l...

They said that they preferred the hair dryer... Roll Eyes

The dumbass's nearly burnt their house down... Roll Eyes

Takes all kinds. Grin

BTW, thanks for the link Rom. My current one is a simple two speed fan in a round plastic housing with holes and slots and a sleeve that can be turned to adjust the sound, simple white noise. But it is the second one I've had and it's probably fifteen or twenty years old. So your link may come in handy any day now.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #6 - Mar 9^th, 2011 at 9:08pm

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machineman9 wrote on Mar 9^th, 2011 at 8:12pm:

About the egg one... If the egg may contain egg... Does the egg that it may contain, also contain egg? And does the egg that the egg contains also contain egg?

Cheesy

Hmm, I seem to remember something we got for the kids one Easter. It was a plastic egg containing a smaller plastic egg, etc. I think the last one had a small chocolate egg in it.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Mar 10^th, 2011 at 4:23am

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patchz wrote on Mar 9^th, 2011 at 9:07pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Mar 9^th, 2011 at 7:41pm:

I actually knew a couple that use to leave a hair dryer on at night to act as a neutralizing noise so they could sleep.

I suggested a sound machine by HoMedics - http://www.homedics.com/home/sounds/soundspas.html?gclid=CMag4pvhwqcCFcns7QodY2l...

They said that they preferred the hair dryer... Roll Eyes

The dumbass's nearly burnt their house down... Roll Eyes

Takes all kinds. Grin

BTW, thanks for the link Rom. My current one is a simple two speed fan in a round plastic housing with holes and slots and a sleeve that can be turned to adjust the sound, simple white noise. But it is the second one I've had and it's probably fifteen or twenty years old. So your link may come in handy any day now.

I have the SoundSpa® Premier AM/FM Clock Radio. I like the ocean (it also has the sounds of gulls) or waterfall sounds. Only complaint so far is that even on the dim setting it's quite bright. Makes for one hell of a night light.... lmao

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #8 - Mar 10^th, 2011 at 10:10am

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My two favs are, safety goggles for the letter opener and don't eat the ipod! Grin

Very funny L.T. Grin

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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Reply #9 - Mar 10^th, 2011 at 11:15am

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The bird one actually is not dumb, as non-stick pans give off fumes that are harmful to birds. A lot of people don't know that, thus the warning.

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Reply #10 - Mar 10^th, 2011 at 12:55pm

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specter177 wrote on Mar 10^th, 2011 at 11:15am:

The bird one actually is not dumb, as non-stick pans give off fumes that are harmful to birds. A lot of people don't know that, thus the warning.

Well darn and here I thought that they were just volunteering.... Grin

Just kidding, I've never owned any bird that wasn't plucked and packaged for cooking.... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #11 - Mar 10^th, 2011 at 4:28pm

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Truth be known, it's probably harmful to us too. But they want to keep that a secret.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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