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Sundays sermon (Read 416 times)
Mar 9th, 2011 at 3:15pm

Steve M   Offline
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following

results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service.



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Reply #1 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 10:03am

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Grin Grin Grin I like it!
 

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Reply #2 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm

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Two out of three ain't bad. I quit smoking in 1984. But I don't have worms. Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #3 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 4:40pm

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Well I don't eat much chocolate, so yeah, two outa three ain't bad!  Wink
 

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Reply #4 - Mar 11th, 2011 at 12:44am
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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