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Sundays sermon (Read 416 times)
Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 3:15pm
Steve M
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service.
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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 10
th
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I like it!
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 10
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Two out of three ain't bad. I quit smoking in 1984. But I don't have worms.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 10
th
, 2011 at 4:40pm
Steve M
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Well I don't eat much chocolate, so yeah, two outa three ain't bad!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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