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Stress Busters (Read 380 times)
Feb 15
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, 2011 at 10:48pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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I hate you.
Dad left after he found out about Mom and the Panda.
Dude, I was thirsty, live with it.
Touch de duck, you die.
Wassup!!!
Weeee, I'm Yoda.
I don't get it, wheres the milk?
Kid, you're asking the wrong guy.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Feb 16
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mykV
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Patchz I can relate to all of the cat ones and say unimpeachably spot on
The fist one reminds me of a cat I had, who would only ever sleep in box, two sizes to small for him.
The airplane is just a bunch of sticks and wires and cloth, a tool for learning about the sky and about the kind of person I am when I fly. An airplane stands for freedom,for joy for the power to understand and to demonstrate that understanding. Those thing are not destructable ( Richard Bach )
Intel Core 2 duo + 2GB DDR2 Ram + ATI 1024mb Graphics card + Vista Premium + 2 Monitors + CH YOKE + Pro Flight Pedals + and my wits.
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Hey L.T. the dog with the duckie could also be saying...
Yo yo yo my homies, today will be discussin' how to pimp the batroom
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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