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For those tired of winter (Read 607 times)

Feb 11^th, 2011 at 1:19pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Feb 11^th, 2011 at 1:56pm

Steve M Offline
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After spending my work week goose stepping through deep snow these are funny. It's pity about that dog, guess he's stuck there untill spring. Shocked

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Feb 11^th, 2011 at 2:58pm

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Guess you're not moving to Alaska then Rom? Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Feb 11^th, 2011 at 3:43pm

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IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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I was on the phone with my Mom when I saw #3. I had to bite my tongue, which is not easy when you are laughing your 'figure of speech' off. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #4 - Feb 11^th, 2011 at 9:59pm

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
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lol, thanks for making me laugh

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Reply #5 - Feb 12^th, 2011 at 2:21pm

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It best be Mother Nature or a Greater Power asking the question in the first scenario or no one's going to see the response.
The fellow in the third one may have taken the command to "get off [his] butt" a bit too technically.