Since more and more “older people” are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).  I wonder which one's I'll use the most…

·  ATD: At The Doctor's

·  BFF: Best Friend Farted

·  BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

·  BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth·    

.   CBM: Covered By Medicare

·   CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

·   DWI: Driving While Incontinent

·   FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

·   FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

·   FYI: Found Your Insulin

.   GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

.   GHA: Got Heartburn Again

·   HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

·   IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

·   LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

·   LOL: Living On Lipitor

·   LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

·   OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

·   OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

·   ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

·   SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

·   TTYL: Talk To You Louder

·   WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

·   WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

·   WTP: Where's The Prunes?

·   WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil