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The Spoon (Read 483 times)
Dec 8th, 2010 at 11:49pm
U4EA   Ex Member

 
The  spoon:



A  lesson on how consultants can make a
difference  in an organization.

Last  week, we took some friends to a new restaurant,  'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took  our order carried a spoon in his shirt  pocket.

It  seemed a little strange.
When  the busboy brought our water and  utensils, 
I  observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt  pocket.


Then  I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons  in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve  our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'


'Well,  'he explained,'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen  Consulting to revamp all of our  processes. 
After  several months of analysis, they concluded that the  spoon was the most frequently   dropped  utensil. 
It  represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons  per table per hour.


If  our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the  number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'


As  luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced  it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I  go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to  get it right now.' I was impressed.


I  also noticed that there was a string  hanging 
out  of the waiter's fly.


Looking  around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same  string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked  off, I asked the waiter, 
'Excuse  me, but can you tell me why you have 
that  string right there?'


"Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 
'Not everyone is so observant. 
That consulting firm I mentioned also  learned 
that we can save time in the restroom.


By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, 
we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate 
the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in  the restroom by 76.39%.


I asked quietly, 
'After you get it out, how do you put it  back?'


'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the  others, 
but I use the spoon.'
 
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Reply #1 - Dec 20th, 2010 at 11:29pm

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Reply #2 - Dec 21st, 2010 at 4:48am

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Well, you can bet I'm going to be more careful not to drop my spoon from now on.... Grin

Bet a fork would have been painful.... Cheesy

and a knife.....yikes.... Shocked
 

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Reply #3 - Dec 22nd, 2010 at 10:01pm
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