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Nov 15th, 2010 at 9:20am

waspiflab   Offline
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Reply #1 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 9:52am

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Good luck waspi. Cheesy
 

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Reply #2 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 10:25am

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Application for the post of Train Driver.

State previous occupation:

(a) Attending Rock Concerts. Meatloaf.
(b) Flying Simulated Aeroplanes. Microsoft FS9/FSX.
(c) Driving Simulated Trains. Railworks 2.

(Familiarity with Trains preferred).

Paul... Wink... Wink... Wink...!
 

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Reply #3 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 10:51am

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 10:25am:
Application for the post of Train Driver.

State previous occupation:

(a) Attending Rock Concerts. Meatloaf.
(b) Flying Simulated Aeroplanes. Microsoft FS9/FSX.
(c) Driving Simulated Trains. Railworks 2.

(Familiarity with Trains preferred).

Paul... Wink... Wink... Wink...!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsvwBkVdKw LETS ROCK!!! meatloaf? BAH!!! Tongue Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:13pm

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"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?



Cool
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:20pm

Fozzer   Offline
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H wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:13pm:
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?



Cool


....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... Shocked)....!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!

 

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Reply #6 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 4:15pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
H wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:13pm:
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

Cool


....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... Shocked)....!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!


You don't think they could share it Paul? Roll Eyes

 

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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #7 - Nov 15th, 2010 at 5:41pm

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patchz wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 4:15pm:
Fozzer wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
H wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:13pm:
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

Cool


....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... Shocked)....!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!


You don't think they could share it Paul? Roll Eyes



Madam Sheep is very particular with whom she shares her affections, Larry... Wink...!

...trust me...

Paul.... Grin... Grin... Grin...!
 

Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Reply #8 - Nov 16th, 2010 at 4:54pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 15th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
...if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....
...you are living in Baaaa Land!... Shocked)....!
Obviously, I'd only be living in Baaaa Land after I was moved in.
Nevertheless, I get along quite well with most furry four-legged animals (not the best relationship with reptilians but there's a limited mutual respect). I discovered in the USAF that wool blankets provide decent insulation from the cold. Sheep are good lawn mowers and I can supply water and fertilizer (sp.) (although it may not match whatever you already have in supply); your lawn and garden should greatly benefit...

Roll Eyes


Cool
 
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Reply #9 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:48am

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When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers, Truck Simmers, etc, etc, actually finish up employed in the same/similar type of job?

I was shocked at the lack of electric light around me (oxymoron)....
..so I became an Electrician... Wink... Grin...!

Paul..Electrical Engineer (Retired).... Cool...!

P.S.
@H...I fear that your lack of understanding of the close relationship between lonely, bachelor, Welsh Hill Farmers and their favourite Ewe in their flock of Sheep is obvious.
But a full explanation of such an intimate association is to be discouraged on a Family Forum such as this....

..trust me... Wink... Grin... Grin...!

It is amazing, the different things that can occur on either side of the Pond....through the ages... Shocked....!

... Grin... Grin.. Grin..!
 

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Reply #10 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:33pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:48am:
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,


I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion. Wink
 
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Reply #11 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:53am

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C wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:33pm:
Fozzer wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:48am:
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,


I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion. Wink

At 6'4 I think your best sticking to le mans  Wink Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Nov 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm

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Craig. wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:53am:
C wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:33pm:
Fozzer wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 4:48am:
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,


I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion. Wink

At 6'4 I think your best sticking to le mans  Wink Grin

Grin
 
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Reply #13 - Dec 21st, 2010 at 1:55pm
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Good luck!
 
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