A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5′s nose cargo doors opened, saying, “I’m going to eat you.”

This reminds me of The Spy Who Loved Me