A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

Well,… I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 



'Couple of minutes ago.'

 

I'm sure my next-door neighbours heard me laughing!.. ....!

Paul... ... ... ....!