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Oct 21st, 2010 at 1:15pm

patchz   Offline
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Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!!



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Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....
Just thought you'd like to know.

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BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
OK, I'll be going to my room now.

 
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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #1 - Oct 21st, 2010 at 2:28pm
Crash   Ex Member

 
Seems to work. He tried it.

Carlo Wink
 
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Reply #2 - Oct 21st, 2010 at 5:50pm

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There are side effects, however: one woman laid an egg when her husband went to roost...



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Reply #3 - Oct 27th, 2010 at 8:56pm

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Grin Grin I just emailed this one off to a chicken farmer I met.
 
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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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