Simviation Forum - A fun topic- What if you found a genie

Reply #15 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 4:16am

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Hard one, but let me see.

1. A bank balance that auto tops up each time it drops below say $100 mill...............Give Bill Gates a helping hand.

2. Ability to click my heals and change any car into what ever I fancy driving......A little reward to myself, after all I will be doing the Bill thing.

And 3. The best one, the ability just to look at ANY politician whether it be live, by TV or on radio and they just can't help but tell the truth and what hidden motives they have.

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Reply #16 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 4:29am

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Lets see,

1...A decent sized cattle ranch with my dream house on it, not huge, but what I want. Smiley

2...The one girl I ever truly loved to come back and live with me on that ranch.

3...Go back in time to yesterday when I thought remodeling my tiny and only bathroom was going to be a quick job, then finding out it was not a good idea...WTF was I thinking Smiley

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Reply #17 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 4:35am

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Theis wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2010 at 5:56pm:

flyboy 28 wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2010 at 5:53pm:

Fozzer wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2010 at 4:40am:

(3) I wish I had a bigger Organ.

I hear there's a pill for that, Paul. Wink

You mean Sildenafil citrate?� Cool

...whatever its called...

.....it still doesn't enable me to sight read sheet music, or play my Hammond Organ with all the dexterity of the legendary Jimmy Smith...

It just complicates the process of navigating my way through revolving doors... Embarrassed

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Reply #18 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 2:28pm

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Fozzer wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 4:35am:

...it still doesn't enable me to sight read sheet music...

I can relate... learned to write down notes by matching on a keyboard to my voice... or read them by finding the notes on the keyboard, then figuring out the precise timing; a long process.
However, I disagree with your assessment of ApplePie's offer, Foz: I think fitting that pipe organ in your pants would impress everyone...

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Reply #19 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 3:04pm

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H wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 2:28pm:

Fozzer wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 4:35am:

...it still doesn't enable me to sight read sheet music...

I can relate... learned to write down notes by matching on a keyboard to my voice... or read them by finding the notes on the keyboard, then figuring out the precise timing; a long process.
However, I disagree with your assessment of ApplePie's offer, Foz: I think fitting that pipe organ in your pants would impress everyone...

Getting through revolving doors with a Pipe Organ stuck in my pants would be even more problematic than the present arrangement involving Sildenafil citrate....trust me!... Roll Eyes

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Reply #20 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 7:41pm

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Paul,

There's a great organ tune from 1959 called, "The Happy Organ" by Dave "Baby" Cortez (born David Clowney) that should get your organ pretty lively.....lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpDubag4Uw

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Reply #21 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 9:24pm

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I would ask the genie to lower the rent because the rent is too damn high!!!!!! Grin

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Reply #22 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 9:54pm

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skoker wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 9:24pm:

I would ask the genie to lower the rent because the rent is too damn high!!!!!! Grin

No need to ask the genie....just vote in Jimmy McMillan as governor. Cheesy

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Reply #23 - Oct 24^th, 2010 at 3:52am

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ApplePie wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 9:54pm:

skoker wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 9:24pm:

I would ask the genie to lower the rent because the rent is too damn high!!!!!! Grin

No need to ask the genie....just vote in Jimmy McMillan as governor. Cheesy

Romulus111VADT wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 7:41pm:

Paul,

There's a great organ tune from 1959 called, "The Happy Organ" by Dave "Baby" Cortez (born David Clowney) that should get your organ pretty lively.....lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpDubag4Uw

Dave "Baby" Cortez for President?.... Wink

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The 1950's...

I listened to that tune, and if I close my eyes I can see all those happy Folks dancing....

..another time..another place..another World...

Paul...Be-Bop-A-Lula.... Grin

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Reply #24 - Oct 24^th, 2010 at 4:37am

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My three wishes are:

All racists to suffer from exploding heads (repeat three times, just to make sure...)

All religions to be banned and forgotten.

All environmental freaks to shut up. It doesn't help, it only creates more taxes.

Carlo Wink

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Reply #25 - Oct 25^th, 2010 at 5:33pm

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All religions to be banned and forgotten.

It being that the definition of religion is a devoted belief, and the first in the list usually a belief in the source of our existance, that wish annihilates itself; you can't effectively enforce it unless you believe in it... and if you believe in it, it can be deemed a religious belief. That is, to effect it, mankind must cease the attempt to think, successfully or otherwise.

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Reply #26 - Oct 25^th, 2010 at 9:54pm

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1a. more wishes
1b. If that isn't valid, a guarantee that I will live a happy, successful life.

2. The best health and safety for all current family/relatives and friends, and any in the future.

3. An all day/night concert in the park down the street with bands that I have selected. (Gotta have a nice throwaway wish, come on!)

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