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A fun topic- What if you found a genie (Read 1189 times)
Oct 21
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, 2010 at 9:56pm
TacitBlue
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I thought it would make a fun topic. Say you rubbed an old oil lamp and a dude pops out and say's "you have three wishes!", what would they be?
For me, number one would be to be immune to all ailments. This way I die of old age and I don't have to worry about some random cancer or disease.
Number two would be to have the ability to play guitar and sing
at the same time
. I can do both now reasonably well, just not at the same time. It's always bothered me that I can't do both.
For number three, I sat staring at the screen for about ten minutes. I can't decide if I want a super power or to have certain people I know lose the ability to speak. I guess I would keep three in reserve for emergencies.
So what would you're three wishes be?
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Oct 21
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I'd wish for her.
I don't think you can die of "old age". It's various organ failures and such. Everyone dies from the same ultimate cause - lack of oxygen to the brain
A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.
Jim
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Oct 22
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id wish for unlimited wishes
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Oct 22
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1) True wisdom and compassion for all mankind.
2) The end of all poverty and hunger.
3) The end of all wars and hatred.
Yea, I know, it will take one powerful genie and or one huge miracle to accomplish this list.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Oct 22
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(1) I wish I could play my Hammond Organ with the dexterity of Jimmy Smith.
(2) I wish (after 76 years of trying) that I could finally read sheet music.
(3) I wish I had a bigger Organ.
Paul...
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...!
P.S. I may wish to reverse the priority, now that the weather is getting colder....
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Oct 22
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, 2010 at 10:58am
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Fozzer wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2010 at 4:40am:
had a bigger Organ.
Wish granted:
*Although you'll probably have trouble fitting that into your house Paul.
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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Oct 22
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, 2010 at 11:49am
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ApplePie wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2010 at 10:58am:
Fozzer wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2010 at 4:40am:
had a bigger Organ.
Wish granted:
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*Although you'll probably have trouble fitting that into your house Paul.
.....'trubble is, Christian...
....that sort of "Organ", big though it is, doesn't impress the Ladies...
...!
Paul....
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...!
P.S...I still wouldn't mind a tinkle on that big "Pipe Organ" tho'....
...!
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Oct 22
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1. A money tree (not greedy, $20 leaves will do just fine).
2. A decent doctor (got all sorts of professionals that are great except my dr.)
3. Yep, #3. The old rock'n'roll 3rd album syndrome. Lessee now, what? I can play the geetar great, classical keyboards also. Wimmen, been there, done that, takin' a break. And with a money tree I can buy anything I want. Holy stuff, look at that organ! (just saw the pict). Yeah, that's what I want for #3. Imagine playing Bach on that! Imagine Bach playing on that! Does it come with the Starship Enterprise wrapped around it?
OK, enough of that.
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Oct 22
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Fozzer wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2010 at 11:49am:
P.S...I still wouldn't mind a tinkle on that big "Pipe Organ" tho'....
...!
You shouldn't go "tinkling" on other peoples musical instruments, Fozzer. It's just rude.
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Oct 22
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, 2010 at 2:31pm
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#1 A variable IQ switch so I could call up some brain power when I need it, and dial it down when talking to workmates.
#2 An unlimited credit card with monthly statements that keep telling me the bill is on them and my money is no good here.
#3 A guarantee to live untill I don't want to. (disease free)
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Oct 22
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I wish this stain would come off my shirt.
I wish my dog would stop chewing on my shoe laces.
I wish someone would make me a cup of coffee.
Bar by Mees
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Oct 22
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One single F-14D, along with the entire inventory of weaponry, spare parts, necessary hardware, GSE, and manuals available in 1999.
At least 20% of the world's (or at least America's) population to return to its elemental state
One dollar for every Google search anyone makes, starting right now.
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Oct 22
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Fozzer wrote
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, 2010 at 4:40am:
(3) I wish I had a bigger Organ.
I hear there's a pill for that, Paul.
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Oct 22
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Jeph wrote
on Oct 22
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, 2010 at 5:10pm:
One single F-14D, along with the entire inventory of weaponry, spare parts, necessary hardware, GSE, and manuals available in 1999.
At least 20% of the world's (or at least America's) population to return to its elemental state
One dollar for every Google search anyone makes, starting right now.
Got to google that....
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Oct 22
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flyboy 28 wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2010 at 5:53pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2010 at 4:40am:
(3) I wish I had a bigger Organ.
I hear there's a pill for that, Paul.
You mean Sildenafil citrate?
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