A lawyer boarded an airplane in  New Orleans with a box of frozen
crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
them staying frozen,  mentioning in a very haughty manner that he
was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen
if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his
behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to
announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me
the crabs, in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.   
 
Two lessons here:
       1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
       2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

I must admit, a friend sends them to me. She is quite a character, and many she sends are not postable, at least not without a bit of editing.