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Marital Understanding (Read 533 times)

Sep 27^th, 2010 at 5:44pm

H Offline
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper... I could be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that you were a newspaper, too... I could buy a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are!
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me!

...I hope our married members have a little better marital understanding.

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Reply #1 - Sep 27^th, 2010 at 6:57pm

TigerAl Offline
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Woo hoo!!
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I never knew what true happiness was until I got married ... but by then it was too late!

(Only joking - just celebrated 30 years wedding anniversary. Getting married was the best decision my wife ever made for me.)

Alex.

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Reply #2 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 3:21pm

Crash Ex Member

H wrote on Sep 27^th, 2010 at 5:44pm:

...I hope our married members have a little better marital understanding.

Yep, but only a very little.

@ TigerAI: Same here (not on the 30 years but the decision was the same...)

Carlo Wink

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Reply #3 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 10:52pm

Al_Fallujah Ex Member

Wife:
I was a fool when I married you!

Husband:
Yes, but I was in love and didn't notice.

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Reply #4 - Sep 29^th, 2010 at 7:43pm

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On my fourth shot at it, in over a 40 year span of time, I have finally learned what not to say... I'll list a few below.

#1
#2
#3
#4

Cool

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #5 - Sep 30^th, 2010 at 5:22am

TigerAl Offline
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Woo hoo!!
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Steve M wrote on Sep 29^th, 2010 at 7:43pm:

On my fourth shot at it, in over a 40 year span of time, I have finally learned what not to say... I'll list a few below.

#1
#2
#3
#4

Cool

#5 "Yes, dear!" Wink

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Reply #6 - Sep 30^th, 2010 at 10:36am

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I always get the two words; Marital and Martial, mixed up.... Embarrassed

..!

But actually, they both mean the same thing... Roll Eyes

...>>>

....Conflict!.... Shocked

...!

Paul...Been there, done it..got the scars to prove!... Wink

...!

.... Grin

.....!

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Reply #7 - Sep 30^th, 2010 at 1:51pm