Congratulations....

Romulus111VADT wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 4:49am:



Romulous!  I miss our old chats man, where have you been?  Thanks for the congrats! 

I hope your daughter doesn't have the same aversion to camo mine did. Every time she saw me in BDUs, she barfed on me...

Big congrats to you and the missus, Sergeant.

BigTruck wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 4:58am:


Oh, she'll steal your heart with her smile and giggles. Then you'll see her start making faces that will make you lol.

One of those many face is when she'll look up at you and give you an angelic smile. She''ll then start to look a little like Curly Howard. You'll hear a distinctive grunt and the unmistakable sound of her filling her diaper. Then she'll have the most sinister look of satisfaction as she looks up at you as if to say, "Check out my diaper dad!"

As you tentatively begin to check, the smell hits you like somebody dumped a bucket load of crap on your head. She looks at you as if to say, "Sucker!" Then she starts giggling and wiggling and of course the diaper full of baby poop is upended and spread every where. Adding to the gaging reflexes.

You begin to clean and "grunt" as you grab something to control the expected onslaught. She then looks at you and grins as if to say, "Just kidding dad."

You marvel as to how so much stench can come from one little butt. Your also totally freaked by the assortment of various colors. I'd advise against feeding her green peas unless you know you'll be deploying the next day.

Lastly, always keep the old diaper in place until a new one has been put in it's place. Kids all seem to know the game; Let's see how far we can pee. I swear, boys can piss at least 30 feet and their aim is incredible.

So much for your first diaper lesson from someone that's been there. Can ya tell....lmao

Here's an old post I made back in 2008. It is a great demo on changing diapers-

http://205.252.250.26/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1225759942