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Aug 30^th, 2010 at 8:51pm

Steve M Offline
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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some arshole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another arshole?”
Angry

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Aug 31^st, 2010 at 4:57pm

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You evidently didn't respond with, "I was talking about you."

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Reply #2 - Aug 31^st, 2010 at 8:01pm

Steve M Offline
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H wrote on Aug 31^st, 2010 at 4:57pm:

You evidently didn't respond with, "I was talking about you."

"Die suddenly" would take on more urgency.
I'll stick with "Yes Dear", Wink

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Reply #3 - Aug 31^st, 2010 at 8:12pm

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Steve M wrote on Aug 31^st, 2010 at 8:01pm:

H wrote on Aug 31^st, 2010 at 4:57pm:

You evidently didn't respond with, "I was talking about you."

"Die suddenly" would take on more urgency.
I'll stick with "Yes Dear", Wink

Best policy - "Don't Outsmart Your Common Sense"

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