Police DO Care......
Toronto’s Police Department reports finding a man's body in a local river just west of the Don Valley Parkway . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on ____ , and a Leafs hockey jersey. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his _____, OUCH !
The police removed the Leafs’ hockey jersey--- to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care!