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Great Lines from aviation Movies (Read 1257 times)
Aug 11
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"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
"We do ask that you do not run into the propellors as we will be needing them again after you leave." Perky little RAF yoman to comandos disembarking from a recently landed DC-3 during a Nazi air raid in the film "Assault on Malta"
"My engine's on fire! and the day was going so well too." Tom Candy in "My Pal Joe"? (It's been a while since I've seen this film.)
"Great. I'm stuck out here in the hind end of space with a Gung-Ho iguana!" Last Starfighter
Anyone got anymore?
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Aug 11
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Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
Had to copy and paste
Airplane! Of course
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Aug 11
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From Air America:
Robert Downey JR. "I don't wanna crash twice in one day."
Mel Gibson "Don't worry, I crash better than anyone I know!"
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Aug 11
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CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 12:48pm:
"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
As young as I may be, that has to be the greatest aviation movie of all time. I wonder if it is available on DVD?
Dave
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Aug 11
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DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:31pm:
CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 12:48pm:
"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
As young as I may be, that has to be the greatest aviation movie of all time. I wonder if it is available on DVD?
Indeed it is.
http://www.amazon.com/Those-Magnificent-Their-Flying-Machines/dp/B00014NEX0/ref=...
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Aug 11
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Hagar wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:59pm:
DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:31pm:
CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 12:48pm:
"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
As young as I may be, that has to be the greatest aviation movie of all time. I wonder if it is available on DVD?
Indeed it is.
http://www.amazon.com/Those-Magnificent-Their-Flying-Machines/dp/B00014NEX0/ref=...
Ordered a copy this afternoon!
Dave
www.flymcw.com
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Aug 12
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Another from Air America.
Billy Covington (Robert Downey, Jr.): "Excuse me, is that an Uzi?"
Gene Ryack (Mel Gibson): "Hey you know, that would make a great TV commercial, wouldn't it? Excue me, is that an Uzi? Why, yes it is."
BillY: "I can't believe this guy. He says, 'No war in Laos. Take that to the bank.'"
Gene: "Self defense is no laughing matter. That's why, when it comes to number one, I pack an Uzi. Accept no subsitutes."
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Aug 12
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AWW yes...I would have to say the best aviation movie of all time is "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines" followed by "Captains of the Clouds" which was filmed right here in Trenton, Ontario.
Another great was the "Battle of Britain"...the music was fantastic as well.
Now the old grey matter is not what it used to be but in the film "Battle of Britain" when the Polish Squadron left their British Squadron Leader behind to go after the Nazis he muttered something and for the life of me I can't remember what it was now...but it was a good line...
Perhaps someone else might remember?
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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Aug 12
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, 2010 at 2:19pm
Al_Fallujah
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Quinn Harris: I'm the best god damned pilot you'll ever get.
Robin Monroe: Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time!
Six Days, Seven Nights.
The only romantic comedy I can stand, entirely because of the Beaver.
The DHC Beaver. Not the Anne.. well never mind.
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Aug 12
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, 2010 at 2:26pm
Al_Fallujah
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DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 10:33pm:
Hagar wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:59pm:
DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:31pm:
CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 12:48pm:
"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
As young as I may be, that has to be the greatest aviation movie of all time. I wonder if it is available on DVD?
Indeed it is.
http://www.amazon.com/Those-Magnificent-Their-Flying-Machines/dp/B00014NEX0/ref=...
Ordered a copy this afternoon!
This movie is full of great lines.
I asked for (and recieved) a copy for Christmas last year.
Its a family favorite, along with "The Great Race".
"Yes of course its a flying machine.. its got um... propellers. Yes, it must be."
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Aug 12
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Quote:
Quinn Harris: I'm the best god damned pilot you'll ever get.
Robin Monroe: Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time!
Six Days, Seven Nights.
The only romantic comedy I can stand, entirely because of the Beaver.
The DHC Beaver. Not the Anne.. well never mind.
I looked for the exact line from that movie last night and couldn't find it.
It goes something like ...
Robin: (some derogatory remark about the Beaver being an old plane)
Quinn: How do you think it got to
be
an old plane.
...or something like that.
While that's not necessarily an aviation movie, being a big beaver fan...erm, ....Beaver fan, I do like it.
And I disagree with Quinn, I think her tits are just the right size.
cheers,
Joe
Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Quote:
DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 10:33pm:
Hagar wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:59pm:
DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:31pm:
CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 12:48pm:
"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
As young as I may be, that has to be the greatest aviation movie of all time. I wonder if it is available on DVD?
Indeed it is.
http://www.amazon.com/Those-Magnificent-Their-Flying-Machines/dp/B00014NEX0/ref=...
Ordered a copy this afternoon!
This movie is full of great lines.
I asked for (and recieved) a copy for Christmas last year.
Its a family favorite, along with "The Great Race".
"Yes of course its a flying machine.. its got um... propellers. Yes, it must be."
Here's some more of my fav lines from the film:
"You are sure it will fly?"
"Of Course it will fly, what do you think it's going to do, lay an egg?"
"If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings!"
"But father, you ride on trains but you don't have any wheels."
"I think I'll get me one of those."
"Oh no you don't, you're close enough to your wings as it is." (the older couple who help out the English hero when he's forced down with a clogged fuel line)
"A knife, give me a knife!"
"You're not about to commit Hari kari are you?"
"No you idiot, I have to cut myself out of here!" (The after crash exchange between the Japanese flyer and the head of the fire crew. Still makes me laugh
)
And since some mentioned the GReat Race, here's Jack Lemmon's classic line as Proffessor Fate after he's slammed through a barn while being towed by a Curtis Pusher:
"I'd like to see the Graet Leslie try that one!"
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Aug 26
th
, 2010 at 8:18am
Al_Fallujah
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CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 25
th
, 2010 at 2:50pm:
Quote:
DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 10:33pm:
Hagar wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:59pm:
DaveSims wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 6:31pm:
CaptainCub wrote
on Aug 11
th
, 2010 at 12:48pm:
"You Leave my Firetruck alone!" Benny Hill as the aerodrome fire chief in Those Magnificent Men in their flying machines as an out of control German Biplane chases the crash truck about the field.
As young as I may be, that has to be the greatest aviation movie of all time. I wonder if it is available on DVD?
Indeed it is.
http://www.amazon.com/Those-Magnificent-Their-Flying-Machines/dp/B00014NEX0/ref=...
Ordered a copy this afternoon!
This movie is full of great lines.
I asked for (and recieved) a copy for Christmas last year.
Its a family favorite, along with "The Great Race".
"Yes of course its a flying machine.. its got um... propellers. Yes, it must be."
Here's some more of my fav lines from the film:
"You are sure it will fly?"
"Of Course it will fly, what do you think it's going to do, lay an egg?"
"If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings!"
"But father, you ride on trains but you don't have any wheels."
"I think I'll get me one of those."
"Oh no you don't, you're close enough to your wings as it is." (the older couple who help out the English hero when he's forced down with a clogged fuel line)
"A knife, give me a knife!"
"You're not about to commit Hari kari are you?"
"No you idiot, I have to cut myself out of here!" (The after crash exchange between the Japanese flyer and the head of the fire crew. Still makes me laugh
)
And since some mentioned the GReat Race, here's Jack Lemmon's classic line as Proffessor Fate after he's slammed through a barn while being towed by a Curtis Pusher:
"I'd like to see the Graet Leslie try that one!"
Peter Falk, after they enter the Russian town.
"Give 'em beads, it makes 'em happy"
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Aug 26
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Flying Trucker wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2010 at 8:39am:
AWW yes...I would have to say the best aviation movie of all time is "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines" followed by "Captains of the Clouds" which was filmed right here in Trenton, Ontario.
Another great was the "Battle of Britain"...the music was fantastic as well.
Now the old grey matter is not what it used to be but in the film "Battle of Britain" when the Polish Squadron left their British Squadron Leader behind to go after the Nazis he muttered something and for the life of me I can't remember what it was now...but it was a good line...
Perhaps someone else might remember?
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXf1bhEEXd0
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My favourites have to be that conversation from Airplane! as well as the general bickering between the French and Germans in those magnificent men.
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The Right Stuff (1983)
Pancho Barnes: What are you two rookies gonna have?
Gordon Cooper: Rookies? Now hold on, sis. You are looking at a whole new ballgame here now. In fact, in a couple of years, I bet you're even gonna immortalize us by putting our pictures up there on your wall.
[unwittingly referring to the dead pilot memorial over the bar]
Gordon Cooper: What? I say somethin' wrong here?
Pancho Barnes: I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?
Strategic Air Command (1955)
Lt. Col. Robert 'Dutch' Holland: You got any kids?
Sgt. Bible: Yep, two. One on the ramp, one in the hangar!
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