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Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:35pm

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That awful feeling of being stranded..... Cheesy
 
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Reply #1 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:39pm

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Grin Grin

I've done that.  Cool
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:41pm

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ShaneG wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:39pm:
Grin Grin

I've done that.  Cool


I don't doubt that one bit.... Grin

Bet you leave the seat up too, huh...... Grin

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

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Reply #3 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:42pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:41pm:
Bet you leave the seat up too, huh...... Grin

Cheesy



Yes I do! 

And my wife has left the bruises on me to prove it.  Grin Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:48pm

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ShaneG wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:42pm:
Romulus111VADT wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:41pm:
Bet you leave the seat up too, huh...... Grin

Cheesy



Yes I do! 

And my wife has left the bruises on me to prove it.  Grin Grin


I've never figured out why women will take a blind flying ass leap on to a toilet w/o looking. But God help the man that leaves the seat up.

My wife wants one of those automatic toilets that the Japanese have. Even comes equipped with a Bidet function so you can pressure wash.... Cheesy
 
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #5 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:51pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:48pm:
Even comes equipped with a Baday function so you can pressure wash.... Cheesy



I really hope, I never get to experience one of those.  Undecided

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Reply #6 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:58pm

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ShaneG wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:51pm:
Romulus111VADT wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:48pm:
Even comes equipped with a Baday function so you can pressure wash.... Cheesy



I really hope, I never get to experience one of those.  Undecided

Grin


Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... Shocked .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... Cheesy.....blow dryer...... Smiley

Grin


 
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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #7 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:59pm

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OUCH!  Lips Sealed

Grin Grin Grin

I guess it's better than having the sidewalk wash from some homeless guy.  Shocked

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Reply #8 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 4:06pm

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Those Japanese toilets have automatic lids also. This could be a serious problem when your trying to stand and deliver. Then there's a malfunction and the lid starts popping up and down. Not a good time for big Jim and the twins the get slapped .... Cheesy
 
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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #9 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 4:08pm

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Japanese toilets are brilliant!

One fountain for the rear exit and one for the ladies as well...... Now press the wrong one as a male......and your balls will be very very wet....but fortunately the toilet will blow dry them as well.....and they come with heated seating as well!  Grin


Loved them when I was in Japan....and didn't even press the lady wash!
 
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Reply #10 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 4:22pm

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Imagine how confused the average american would be if confronted with such a device.  Grin

I can think of a few though, that would probably abuse that blow dry function.  Undecided

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Reply #11 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 4:38pm
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If I were to encounter the unthinkable, ie running out of lavatory consumables, I'd head straight to the internet, load up an un-named forum, pick a page and print it off. Far quicker than a walk to the shops (impersonating John Wayne) and much more satisfying...

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Reply #12 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 7:19pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:58pm:
Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... Shocked .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... Cheesy.....blow dryer...... Smiley

Grin




Freudian slip? Grin Grin

Perhaps it was caused by the thought of having you're unmentionables attacked by a car wash? Lips Sealed
 
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Reply #13 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 7:37pm
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I remember once over-hearing a conversation between two old ladies on a market a few years ago...

1: "Ooooh.. look. Toilet brushes on special offer"
2: "Don't bother, they might be cheap but they're no good"
1: "Why?"
2: "I bought one last week... I'm persevering, but the old man's gone back to paper....."

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Take your time...
 
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Reply #14 - Aug 3rd, 2010 at 8:06pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 7:19pm:
Romulus111VADT wrote on Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:58pm:
Yea, I get that car wash type of visual.

The problems of whether to wax or the underbody spayed with anti-rust treatment.

The ole beater brushes come up and ..... Shocked .....scrub everything squeaky clean then the..... Cheesy.....blow dryer...... Smiley

Grin




Freudian slip? Grin Grin

Perhaps it was caused by the thought of having you're unmentionables attacked by a car wash? Lips Sealed


lmao, that was suppose to be "sprayed".... Embarrassed

Spaying is for females and neutering is for males, a eunuch in human males, aka a very depressed man.... Wink
 
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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