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Oddest ad ever!! (Read 427 times)

Jul 17^th, 2010 at 11:28am

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Bar by Mees

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Reply #1 - Jul 17^th, 2010 at 11:39am

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Has anyone got a Liver to sell?

I'm preparing Liver and Onions with vegetables for Dinner tomorrow, and my local Butcher's Shop is shut for the Week end... Sad

...!

Fresh Liver preferred.
Kidneys will be a bonus!

Paul.... Wink

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Reply #2 - Jul 17^th, 2010 at 2:23pm

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Hmm, replacement organs.... Smiley

Wonder if this would cover "Clip-on, snap-on and strap-on"... Undecided

Yikes, A "Captain Clip-on" convention.... Shocked

Strap-on, strap off, the strapper... Cheesy

Do I dare....the clap-on strap-on.... Smiley

This could be quite problematic on a night out on the town. I'd avoid the theatre or concert hall. A standing ovation could be hell..... Cheesy

I'd better quit while I'm ahead..... Grin

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Reply #3 - Jul 17^th, 2010 at 2:39pm

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I hope they wait untill your dead..

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #4 - Jul 17^th, 2010 at 3:17pm

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Steve M wrote on Jul 17^th, 2010 at 2:39pm:

I hope they wait untill your dead..

probably the situation before they're out the door... with the money -- should have known they'd stiff you.

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Reply #5 - Jul 19^th, 2010 at 6:35pm

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Shady Guy: You want to buy organ? Fresh and cheap, ready for transplant.
Fry: Ooh! What's this?
Shady Guy: Ah! Is X-ray eyes. See through anything.
Fry: Wait a minute! This says Z-ray.
Shady Guy: Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X

Fry: Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.
Shady Guy: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?
Fry: Can't imagine why I would.
Shady Guy: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week

Go Do That VooDoo That You Do So Well!!!

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