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Some "Monsterous" Humor (Read 272 times)
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You hear about the mummy who wanders into a bar? The bartender asks what he'll have, to which the mummy replies,
"Nothing really, I just came in to unwind."
Or how about the girl who was dating the Invisable Man? Her father couldn't figure out what she saw in the guy.
Then there's the ghoul who went down to the local graveyard to dig up a date for the big dance...
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Jun 28
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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