A Minister went on vacation, but returned a day early, which happened to be Saturday. Since he was still technically on vacation, he decided he would play a round of golf Sunday morning. Saint Peter turned to the Lord and said, "Just look at that. What are you going to do about it?"

About that time, the Minister hit a 225 yard hole in one.

Saint Peter asked, "Why in Heaven did you let him do that?"

The Lord answered, "Who's he gonna tell?"