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Jun 11^th, 2010 at 3:44pm

Steve M Offline
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NEWFOUNDLANDER

It Pays To Be Able To Speak Newfinese.

A Newfoundland fisherman was walking along and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Newfoundland man shouts: "Eh By'e dunt be drinkin out a der pond dar.Tis like da out-ose!" (which means: "Don't drink the water.. The cows, horses and pigs have pooped in it."
The Mainlander shouts back: "I'm a tourist from away. I don't understand your Newfoundland gibberish. Can you speak English?

The Newfoundlander shouts back.
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!"

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Jun 11^th, 2010 at 4:29pm

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Typical farmer type.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #2 - Jun 11^th, 2010 at 5:01pm

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patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 4:29pm:

Typical farmer type.

Thank you so much, Larry! For not telling me you've heard it years ago. Cheesy

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #3 - Jun 11^th, 2010 at 7:05pm

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Love it.... Grin

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

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Reply #4 - Jun 11^th, 2010 at 11:42pm

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Steve M wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 5:01pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 4:29pm:

Typical farmer type.

Thank you so much, Larry! For not telling me you've heard it years ago. Cheesy

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago....
and forgot. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #5 - Jun 12^th, 2010 at 3:25pm

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patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 11:42pm:

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist?

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Reply #6 - Jun 12^th, 2010 at 6:16pm

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H wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 3:25pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 11:42pm:

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist?

Nope! I was the farmer. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Jun 12^th, 2010 at 6:28pm

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patchz wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 6:16pm:

H wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 3:25pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 11:42pm:

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist?

Nope! I was the farmer. Roll Eyes

Best answer! Grin

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #8 - Jun 14^th, 2010 at 5:16pm

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patchz wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 6:16pm:

H wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 3:25pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 11:42pm:

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist?

Nope! I was the farmer. Roll Eyes

What? You moved from Newfoundland to the Gulf Coast and didn't wave as you went by? And how is it you don't have that Canadian accent that I can't hear from here?

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Reply #9 - Jun 14^th, 2010 at 7:19pm

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H wrote on Jun 14^th, 2010 at 5:16pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 6:16pm:

H wrote on Jun 12^th, 2010 at 3:25pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 11^th, 2010 at 11:42pm:

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist?

Nope! I was the farmer. Roll Eyes

What? You moved from Newfoundland to the Gulf Coast and didn't wave as you went by? And how is it you don't have that Canadian accent that I can't hear from here?

Ow da ya know I din't wave?

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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