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The Jesse James scandal (Read 538 times)

Jun 3^rd, 2010 at 7:29pm

Steve M Offline
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A Letter To Jessie James

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin' away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated arshole cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of sh@t that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.

~Tiger

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Jun 3^rd, 2010 at 8:03pm

ShaneG Offline
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I turned into a Martian!

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Priceless!

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Reply #2 - Jun 3^rd, 2010 at 8:31pm

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LMAO

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Jun 3^rd, 2010 at 11:09pm

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Yup!

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Reply #4 - Jun 4^th, 2010 at 5:49am

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lol brilliant

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Reply #5 - Jun 5^th, 2010 at 7:53am

ozzy72 Offline
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Pretty scary huh?
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Very good

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Reply #6 - Jun 5^th, 2010 at 7:31pm

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"Good grief"
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.........

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #7 - Jun 6^th, 2010 at 4:05am