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Jun 2^nd, 2010 at 3:06am

patchz Offline
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Since a cab is often defined as a 'hired vehicle', then wouldn't a Limo be a.....

Maxi Taxi??? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Jun 2^nd, 2010 at 4:45am

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Hmm, a "hired vehicle". That sounds like you use it for a short time and then you go home to the one you have at home.... Huh

...would that make the cab a prostitute.... Undecided

The limo..."Maxi Taxi" sounds like a monthly problem solver.... Wink

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Reply #2 - Jun 2^nd, 2010 at 6:58am

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2010 at 4:45am:

Hmm, a "hired vehicle". That sounds like you use it for a short time and then you go home to the one you have at home.... Huh

...would that make the cab a prostitute.... Undecided

The limo..."Maxi Taxi" sounds like a monthly problem solver.... Wink

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #3 - Jun 6^th, 2010 at 4:07pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2010 at 4:45am:

Hmm, a "hired vehicle". That sounds like you use it for a short time and then you go home to the one you have at home.... Huh

...would that make the cab a prostitute.... Undecided

Putting it in that context, makes me realise that I was a "hooker" when I was running a towtruck Grin

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