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May 15
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During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related paraphernalia.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum."
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May 15
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Classic!
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May 15
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...beats chewing Gum, any day of the week!...
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Paul....MMMmmmmm......
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...it simulates the effect of going Deaf...
In a nice sort of way!...
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May 15
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BoeingGuy
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patchz wrote
on May 15
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, 2010 at 7:19am:
Classic!
What he said.
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May 17
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Al_Fallujah
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Next time I go flying with my wife, I will have to suggest it.
Of course if its HER ears that are under pressure....
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May 18
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Next time I go flying with my wife, I will have to suggest it.
Of course if its HER ears that are under pressure....
Might even help her ears if you still do it
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May 18
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Al_Fallujah
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chris3090 wrote
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Next time I go flying with my wife, I will have to suggest it.
Of course if its HER ears that are under pressure....
Might even help her ears if you still do it
Not quite what I was thinking.
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May 19
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If I suggested this to my wife I'd end up with a black eye
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 19
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ozzy72 wrote
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, 2010 at 7:36am:
If I suggested this to my wife I'd end up with a black eye
....a 50/50 chance of success is worth the risk, I reckon...
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Paul....Pardon?....
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May 19
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Fozzer wrote
on May 19
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, 2010 at 7:44am:
ozzy72 wrote
on May 19
th
, 2010 at 7:36am:
If I suggested this to my wife I'd end up with a black eye
....a 50/50 chance of success is worth the risk, I reckon...
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Paul....Pardon?....
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Would have to agree with paul on that one
or you could use the black eye as a "look what you did over a suggestion and now my ears really hurt from the hit to the area"
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