A woman went to the doctor, beaten black and blue, "Doctor, I don't know what to do!! Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
   
"I have a real good medicine for that,” the doctor replied, “When your husband
comes home drunk, immediately take a glass of chamomile tea and start continually swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish."
   
Two weeks later the woman returned to the doctor looking fresh and reborn, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with chamomile tea. I swished and swished and nothing happened!"
   
 "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"


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