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Just plane funny (Read 741 times)
Mar 27
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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that becau
se of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitt
ing next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him.
‘Make me feel like a woman again!’ she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her.
‘Iron this.’
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Mar 27
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lol. Took me a about 5 sec to get it, but after that it was hilarious
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Mar 28
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Mar 28
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Mar 29
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Good one (lots of good ones here always).
Reminds me of the paint my house joke, "For $200 I'll do anything you want." "OK, here's 200 bucks, paint my house."
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Apr 26
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Ya hear about the B-17 who tried to be a stand-up commedian? I hear he BOMBED!
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Apr 27
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They're here all week folks!
No cover charge, but there is a two drink minimum!
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Apr 29
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Guess I'm not drunk enough to get it . . .
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Apr 29
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I like it.
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