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Just plane funny (Read 741 times)
Mar 27th, 2010 at 10:44pm

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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that becau
se of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. 

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitt
ing next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. 
‘Make me feel like a woman again!’ she screamed. 
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. 
‘Iron this.’
 


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Reply #1 - Mar 27th, 2010 at 11:02pm

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lol. Took me a about 5 sec to get it, but after that it was hilarious
 
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Reply #2 - Mar 28th, 2010 at 11:24am
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Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Mar 28th, 2010 at 11:56am

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Cool
 

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Reply #4 - Mar 29th, 2010 at 1:58pm

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Good one (lots of good ones here always).

Reminds me of the paint my house joke, "For $200 I'll do anything you want."  "OK, here's 200 bucks, paint my house."
 
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Reply #5 - Mar 31st, 2010 at 8:41pm

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Reply #6 - Apr 26th, 2010 at 11:45am

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Ya hear about the B-17 who tried to be a stand-up commedian? I hear he BOMBED!

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Reply #7 - Apr 27th, 2010 at 9:45pm
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They're here all week folks! Smiley

No cover charge, but there is a two drink minimum! Wink Cheesy Wink
 
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Reply #8 - Apr 29th, 2010 at 3:42pm

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Guess I'm not drunk enough to get it . . .
 

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Reply #9 - Apr 29th, 2010 at 5:46pm

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Grin Grin Grin I like it.
 

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