Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When do cannibals leave the table? 
When everyone's eaten.

The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied,  "I'm on my last leg now."

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? 
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? 
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

What do cannibals make out of politicians?   
Bologna sandwiches.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? 
The cold shoulder

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says,  "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."  The 2nd replies,  "So, try the potatoes

One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25.  The visiting cannibal asked,  "How come politicians cost so much?" The chief answered,  "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"

AND MY favorite;

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."