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Another blonde joke (Read 381 times)
Apr 5
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Three blondes were walking when they came accross some tracks.The first blonde says "these are deer tracks" The second blonde says "no, these are caribou tracks" The third blonde says "you're both wrong,"these are obviously elk tracks" So, they began to argue,and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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I started laughing at, "three blondes were walking".
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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