One day in the old western town of Tucson Az a guy walked into a saloon.
As he entered he saw a donkey standing in the corner crying his eyes out, with a sign above him saying "$100 to anyone that can make the donkey Laugh".

The gentleman walked up to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey.

After just a few short minutes, the guy walks over to the donkey and whispers something in his ear.  Suddenly, the donkey stops crying and looks at the guy square in the face, then starts laughing hysterically.

The gentleman goes back to the bartender and says "I'll take my $100 now."


A few days go buy and the gentleman returns to find the same donkey still laughing hysterically, but this time the sign reads "$100 to anyone that can make the donkey Cry"

The guy feeling confident, walks over to the donkey and shows him a picture and the donkey starts sobbing uncontrollably. Then the gentleman walks back to the bartender and calmly requests his $100.


The bartender looks at the gentleman and says "Sir, I dont know how you did it, but how did you first get that donkey to laugh, and then cry again??"


The gentleman replied, "Well, first I told him that my ____ was bigger than his, then I showed him a picture!"