Simviation Forum - Epic EULA

Jan 13^th, 2010 at 5:37pm

Tomcat5 Offline
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I used to have a link to a funny epic EULA, and it was really funny. About 3 word pages long. Does anyone remember it/know where it is? I really wanted to show it to a friend. First few pages of Google and Bing yield no help. Can anyone please help me? (P.S. I figured that this is the humor section, and it would be okay to post it here.) Thanks!

« Last Edit: Jan 14^th, 2010 at 6:13pm by Tomcat5 »

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Reply #1 - Jan 14^th, 2010 at 10:45am

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Come again?

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Reply #2 - Jan 14^th, 2010 at 11:04am

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Anxyous wrote on Jan 14^th, 2010 at 10:45am:

Come again?

End-user license agreement.

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Reply #3 - Jan 15^th, 2010 at 11:42am

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...and I used to know this really funny joke, but I don't remember it. It was really funny though.

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Reply #4 - Jan 15^th, 2010 at 11:48am

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Jeff.Guo wrote on Jan 15^th, 2010 at 11:42am:

...and I used to know this really funny joke, but I don't remember it. It was really funny though.

..its amazing what a passing day can do to your memory!... Cry

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Reply #5 - Jan 15^th, 2010 at 1:06pm

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Jeff.Guo wrote on Jan 15^th, 2010 at 11:42am:

...and I used to know this really funny joke, but I don't remember it. It was really funny though.

It's been a few years, lol

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Reply #6 - Jan 15^th, 2010 at 1:31pm

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I believe the Mac EULA makes you promise you won't use the computer for making nuclear weapons. I can't think of a huge funny EULA though.

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Reply #7 - Jan 15^th, 2010 at 3:01pm

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This made me think. Ouch! I usually click I agree, just to get rid of it. A few paragraphs down, in the following shows me how long some eula can be. I may have given away my first born at some point.

http://www.usabilityblog.com/2007/03/unusable-eulas/

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Reply #8 - Jan 15^th, 2010 at 7:07pm

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machineman9 wrote on Jan 15^th, 2010 at 1:31pm:

I believe the Mac EULA makes you promise you won't use the computer for making nuclear weapons. I can't think of a huge funny EULA though.

Its on itunes! Wink

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