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Al Z. Heimer's problem... (Read 252 times)
Jan 13
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, 2010 at 8:20am
Fozzer
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Hereford. England. EGBS.
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My Sister in London sent me this paper cutting out of her local Newspaper:
"Scientists have invented a miracle cure for Alzheimer's, a milk shake that "significantly improves" the short-term memories of people who drink it. The problem of course, will be trying to remember why you need to drink a milk shake, where you left the powder, and how to make it. I suppose you could get someone to do it for you. But then, with a Blizzard raging outside, if you asked your wife, say, for a milk shake, she may assume this was simply another symptom of your dementia.
Anyway, in the interests of research, I tried one of these milk shakes and it seemed to work.
Anyway, in the interests of research, I tried one of these milk shakes and it seemed to work".
Paul....
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....a bit too close to home for my liking!....
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Jan 13
th
, 2010 at 11:15am
Anxyous
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I can has cheezburger?
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No worries Paul, I'll make you a milk shake any time
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, 2010 at 5:30am
Meck
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Just gimme a call if you forgot your shake...
excuse bad grammar; "I' bin Bayer..." - German Airforce Private First Class (war reserve)
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