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Jan 8th, 2010 at 4:07pm
Mynameisnemo   Ex Member

 
NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space. Radio messages were as follows:-
NASA to chimp 1. Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.
NASA to chimp 2. Check trajectory and compensate if req using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3).
NASA to woman. Hoover capsule, feed chimps, TOUCH FOOK ALL!!!

*gets coat*

no chimp's where harmed in the making of this joke!
 
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Reply #1 - Jan 8th, 2010 at 4:35pm

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NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space. Radio messages were as follows:-
NASA to chimp 1. Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.
NASA to chimp 2. Check trajectory and compensate if req using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3).
NASA to woman. Hoover capsule, feed chimps, TOUCH FOOK ALL!!!

*gets coat*

no chimp's where harmed in the making of this joke!


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Reply #2 - Jan 8th, 2010 at 5:13pm

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I'm not sure quite what to say.  Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Jan 8th, 2010 at 6:43pm

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Reply #4 - Jan 8th, 2010 at 6:45pm

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Grin Grin They were also the first two chimps to eject in a gravity free zone. The wrath of a spacewoman with a Hoover is beyond my imagination.  Cheesy
 
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Reply #5 - Jan 8th, 2010 at 9:58pm

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Hmmm......

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Reply #6 - Jan 11th, 2010 at 10:42am

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