Simviation Forum - Best Christmas Decorations

Jan 1^st, 2010 at 2:09am

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Jan 1^st, 2010 at 2:18am

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Reply #2 - Jan 1^st, 2010 at 9:42pm

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That's Great! Would be a good one for Halloween Grin

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Reply #3 - Jan 1^st, 2010 at 10:55pm

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Ang2dogs wrote on Jan 1^st, 2010 at 9:42pm:

That's Great! Would be a good one for Halloween Grin

Yeah, I think it ties with the witch against the tree.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #4 - Jan 2^nd, 2010 at 9:58am

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I am firmly of the opinion that all those crazy Folks who plaster the outside of their Houses with Christmas decorations should be left dangling from their Roof Gutters, (like the Pratt in the photo), until next Christmas!..... Smiley

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Thank goodness its all over, and every one can get back to "normal" again!... Wink

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Reply #5 - Jan 2^nd, 2010 at 12:24pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jan 2^nd, 2010 at 9:58am:

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Tee-Hee!...

I am firmly of the opinion that all those crazy Folks who plaster the outside of their Houses with Christmas decorations should be left dangling from their Roof Gutters, (like the Pratt in the photo), until next Christmas!..... Smiley

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Thank goodness its all over, and every one can get back to "normal" again!... Wink

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Paul.... Grin

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Very true Paul. But there is normal, and then there is us. Cheesy

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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