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Dec 19th, 2009 at 8:08pm

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I wasn't sure where to ask these questions but, knowing this audience as I do and intending them to offer their own, this forum seemed as good as any. In my internet job search I came upon certain ponderable locations...

How cantankerous are people in Bullhead City, AZ?

Tiger Woods has been too much in the news... is someone confusing the name of Goffstown, NH, as Golfstown (Goffstown, to my knowledge, has nothing to do with the fellow, although it possibly has a golf course)?

Does everyone hurriedly dash down the street on horseback in Gallop, NM, or do they just have the trots?

How many people crapped a brick to build Bricktown, NJ?

Kissimmee, FL... Which end?



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Reply #1 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 8:30pm

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black mountain hills of Dakota

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Nags Head, NC doesn't sound like a fun place for a dude!

and what ever you do don't ever ask them why its called Plains, KS Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 8:56pm

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Of course the "in" place to be, Climax, Mich. USA  Wink
(Bullhead city) A growing town twhirty/twenty years ago? I almost bought a home there.. Happy holidays! 

 
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm

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The first to come to mind, is nearby, Soso, Mississippi.  Roll Eyes

And then there is Whynot, MS, Eclectic, AL, Eutaw, AL, Intercourse, PA, Blueball, PA, (these two need to get together), Looneyville, TX, Cut 'n Shoot, TX, Lick Skillet, GA, and Hog Jaw, AR.
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:33pm

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patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
The first to come to mind, is nearby, Soso, Mississippi.  Roll Eyes



Grin You owe me a beer now!
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Reply #5 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:34pm

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Truth or Consequences, NM, what was going on when they named that town?
 
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Reply #6 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:45pm

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Steve M wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:33pm:
patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
The first to come to mind, is nearby, Soso, Mississippi.  Roll Eyes



Grin You owe me a beer now!
Smiley


Y City, AR do I owe you a beer?  Cheesy
 
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Reply #7 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:50pm

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Grin NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
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Reply #8 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 10:18pm

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patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
And then there is ...Intercourse, PA
Pray tell, their home team is not named "The Champions." I'm reminded of the long ago broadcast concerning a female golfer, whereby she was titled as the intercourse champion (as of this date, her record may well have fallen beneath a golfer of the other gender).


patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
Intercourse, PA, Blueball, PA (these two need to get together)
Some time ago -- they're still in the same state.


patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
Cut 'n Shoot, TX
Sounds like the name of their kindergarten but probably began with their Head Start program.


patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
Looneyville, TX
Should I take it you've been there?
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Reply #9 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 11:44pm

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Steve M wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:50pm:
Grin NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
http://www.americanprofile.com/article/1851.html


I wasn't asking 'if', I was asking why.  Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 11:44pm

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Why, AZ
Dull, OH
Hooker, CA
Virginville, PA
Buttzville, NJ
Horneytown, NC
Purgatory, ME
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Reply #11 - Dec 19th, 2009 at 11:46pm

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H wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 10:18pm:
patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:
Looneyville, TX
Should I take it you've been there?
  Wink


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Apparently not. They would have kept me. Cheesy  Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Dec 20th, 2009 at 9:07am

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patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 11:44pm:
Steve M wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:50pm:
Grin NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
http://www.americanprofile.com/article/1851.html


I wasn't asking 'if', I was asking why.  Grin




It came out my nose when I read your reply.   Cheesy
 
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Reply #13 - Dec 20th, 2009 at 6:40pm

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Steve M wrote on Dec 20th, 2009 at 9:07am:
patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 11:44pm:
Steve M wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:50pm:
Grin NO not really.. but of course, I haven't seen me turn one down yet.
http://www.americanprofile.com/article/1851.html


I wasn't asking 'if', I was asking why.  Grin




It came out my nose when I read your reply.   Cheesy


Grin Sorry. I should have realized what you meant,  Embarrassed as it has happened to me a few times. You're right, I owe you a beer.  Smiley

 
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Reply #14 - Dec 20th, 2009 at 6:48pm

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patchz wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 9:28pm:

Intercourse, PA

Never go through there too fast...

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