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Dec 1^st, 2009 at 6:13am

ozzy72 Offline
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Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

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Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

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What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

Six:

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

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This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

Ten:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 7:37am

Mitch. Offline
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Too soon?

Love 'em

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Reply #2 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 8:12am

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Reply #3 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 9:24am

DaveSims Offline
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Mitch. wrote on Dec 1^st, 2009 at 7:37am:

Too soon?

Love 'em

What I find funny is how fast his wife was able to show up with a golf club to bust the window. Part of me thinks the window may have broken before the accident. Wink