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The Badge (Read 419 times)

Nov 28^th, 2009 at 9:26am

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THE BADGE

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." Rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "Horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"

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Reply #1 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 12:55pm

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Reply #2 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 1:39pm

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ROFL

to the officer

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Reply #3 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 2:12pm

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I was expecting a field of mines, but a bull is good too.

Cool

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Reply #4 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 9:44pm

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knew it was going to be a bull, but the ending is a classic!
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Reply #5 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 9:44pm

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I saw that one coming a 'field' away. Roll Eyes

But it's still funny. Grin

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Reply #6 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 11:42pm

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Ang2dogs wrote on Nov 28^th, 2009 at 9:44pm:

knew it was going to be a bull...

Why, was it an Angus, Max?

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Reply #7 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 7:14pm

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I was expecting a field of mines, but a bull is good too.

I was thinking more like cow pies! Cheesy

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Reply #8 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 9:00pm