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Nov 27^th, 2009 at 6:09am

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..on my Trusty BBC Radio 2 today...>>>

Bill: "How many ears did Van Gogh have, Ted?

Ted: "Two".

Bill: "Sorry Ted....only one!".

Ted: "Buggar!....I was one (y)ear out!".

Paul...Boom..Boom!.... Grin

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Edit: Ozzy's correction.. Wink

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Reply #1 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 6:56am

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You coat is hung by the door, don't forget it as you pass Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 7:02am

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expat wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 6:56am:

You coat is hung by the door, don't forget it as you pass Grin

Matt

Tee-Hee!... Grin

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/

Paul..."Today I will be eating...."...(Watch this space)... Grin

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Reply #3 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 11:51am

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Terrible.

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Reply #4 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 11:56am

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Nearly as good as my failure of Art in the third year at school. We had to write about a famous artist so I wrote about Van Gogh...

Vincent van Gogh,
Cut a bit off!
When they asked him why?
He said "Yer what?"

Didn't realise the art teacher liked him.... fail Grin

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