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Nov 25th, 2009 at 1:19am
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Reply #1 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:11am

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I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???  Huh














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Reply #2 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:17am

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...Excellent!...Fantastic! Grin... Grin... Grin...!

...two alternative receptacles for containing Flowers.....

(1) Flower Vase.
(2) Use your imagination.... Shocked... Wink...... Grin...!

Paul.... Grin... Grin... Grin...!

..guaranteed to keep me laughing all day, today!... Grin...!
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 12:40pm

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Grin Grin Grin Grin


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Reply #4 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:03pm
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Meck wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:11am:
I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???  Huh


My apologies!  I forgot we're an international crowd. Embarrassed  Here's "vase": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:25pm

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U4EA wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:03pm:
Meck wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:11am:
I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???  Huh


My apologies!  I forgot we're an international crowd. Embarrassed  Here's "vase": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase


..that's not the one I was thinking of at the time... Kiss... Wink..... Grin....!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!

..its had me chuckling to myself all day!... Grin...!
 
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Reply #6 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:35pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:25pm:
U4EA wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:03pm:
Meck wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:11am:
I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???  Huh


My apologies!  I forgot we're an international crowd. Embarrassed  Here's "vase": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase


..that's not the one I was thinking of at the time... Kiss... Wink..... Grin....!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!

..its had me chuckling to myself all day!... Grin...!


Exactly... Cheesy
 
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Reply #7 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:37pm
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You are welcome! Smiley
 
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Reply #8 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:39pm

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I'm sure that is on a birthday card somewhere  Grin

Good one Smiley
 
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Reply #9 - Nov 26th, 2009 at 10:33am

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U4EA wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:03pm:
Meck wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:11am:
I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???  Huh


My apologies!  I forgot we're an international crowd. Embarrassed  Here's "vase": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase



oh, rlly? Just kidding - of course i know what a vase is for usually... Wink
 
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Reply #10 - Nov 26th, 2009 at 11:45am

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Meck wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 10:33am:
U4EA wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:03pm:
Meck wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:11am:
I don't get it: is vase short for vaseline???  Huh


My apologies!  I forgot we're an international crowd. Embarrassed  Here's "vase": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase



oh, rlly? Just kidding - of course i know what a vase is for usually... Wink


...but I still have the feeling that your have lost the meaning between an alternative container for containing Flowers, eg; a Vase, and a Lady with her legs in the air.... Wink...!

Container 1. The Flowers will remain fresh for a week.... Smiley...!
Container 2. The Flowers will be dead in 5 minutes!... Shocked...!

Paul..... Grin... Grin... Grin...!
 
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Reply #11 - Nov 26th, 2009 at 11:59am

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 11:45am:
Meck wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 10:33am:
oh, rlly? Just kidding - of course i know what a vase is for usually... Wink


...alternative container...



Exclaim  Grin




Fozzer wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 11:45am:
...Container 2. The Flowers will be dead in 5 minutes!...

factored vaseline in?  Huh
 
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Reply #12 - Nov 26th, 2009 at 12:03pm

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Meck wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 11:59am:
Fozzer wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 11:45am:
Meck wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 at 10:33am:
oh, rlly? Just kidding - of course i know what a vase is for usually... Wink


...alternative container...



Exclaim  Grin


Tee-Hee... Grin...

10/10...

You got it!.. Smiley.... Grin....!

Paul...in my disgusting mood... Grin... Grin...!

(The product; "Vaseline" is not involved in any way).
 
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Reply #13 - Nov 27th, 2009 at 5:06am

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machineman9 wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:39pm:
I'm sure that is on a birthday card somewhere  Grin

Good one Smiley


It is and one that I have received myself. Still makes me chuckle.

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