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Sweetie Joke (Read 307 times)
Sep 30th, 2009 at 3:43pm

waspiflab   Offline
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

Red........................
Cherry

Yellow..................
Lemon

Green..................
Lime

Orange ...............
Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all
HONEY
lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!
 
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Reply #1 - Sep 30th, 2009 at 3:52pm
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Reply #2 - Sep 30th, 2009 at 6:01pm

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Come on I posted a similar one a few months ago Grin
 


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Reply #3 - Sep 30th, 2009 at 6:55pm

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Reply #4 - Sep 30th, 2009 at 9:33pm

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