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Sep 22nd, 2009 at 3:33pm

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His request approved, the News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,
"Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."
"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm a photographer for the News and I need to get some close up shots." he reposnded.
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment.
Finally he stammered, "So, what you're telling me is . . . You're NOT my Flight Instructor!"
 

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Reply #1 - Sep 22nd, 2009 at 4:08pm

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Reply #2 - Sep 22nd, 2009 at 4:20pm

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That should make for an interesting landing.  Shocked  Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 22nd, 2009 at 5:18pm

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Reply #5 - Sep 22nd, 2009 at 9:23pm

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Reply #6 - Sep 23rd, 2009 at 2:49pm

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Reply #7 - Sep 23rd, 2009 at 3:09pm

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