A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot and the big man, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal going down.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines".