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Aug 30th, 2009 at 1:18pm

skoker   Offline
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A man goes to the doctor and gets a physical.

A few days later he is walking down the street with an attractive woman in his arm when he passes his doctor and the doctor says, "I see your doing well for your self"

The man says "Well doc, I'm doing like you said.  I got a hot momma and being cheerful."

the doctor says "Thats not what I said. I said you have a heart murmur, be careful!"
 


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Reply #1 - Aug 30th, 2009 at 4:34pm

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Well, that's not quite the version I recall:

A man went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later he is walking down the street with an attractive woman in his arm when he passes his doctor and the doctor says, "I see you're doing well for yourself."

The man replies, "Well, Doc, I remembered what you said, 'Not good... hear me, and you get a hot momma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor exclaims, "That's not what I said. I said, 'Not good hearing... and you've got a heart murmur, be careful!'"



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Reply #2 - Aug 30th, 2009 at 5:54pm

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It was in a email...  Roll Eyes
 


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Reply #3 - Aug 30th, 2009 at 6:55pm

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skoker wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 5:54pm:
It was in a email...  Roll Eyes


a email?

So it was in a email? Wink Grin


 

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Reply #4 - Aug 30th, 2009 at 6:56pm

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charlesed wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 6:55pm:
Grin Grin



skoker wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 5:54pm:
It was in a email...  Roll Eyes


a email?

So it was in a e-mail? Wink Grin

Do you mean an e-mail? Tongue
 

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Reply #5 - Aug 30th, 2009 at 7:19pm

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Yeah, I was trying to bold the part that was wrong...

That actually had nothing to do with the hyphen in e-mail. I just added that in by habit. Tongue

It's now fixed in my original post.
 

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Reply #6 - Aug 30th, 2009 at 10:24pm

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Hagar wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 6:56pm:
charlesed wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 6:55pm:
Grin Grin



skoker wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 5:54pm:
It was in a email...  Roll Eyes


a email?

So it was in a e-mail? Wink Grin

Do you mean an e-mail? Tongue
I'm glad you posted... I thought, maybe, you Brits had changed the language again...
Wink


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