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Aug 30
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A man goes to the doctor and gets a physical.
A few days later he is walking down the street with an attractive woman in his arm when he passes his doctor and the doctor says, "I see your doing well for your self"
The man says "Well doc, I'm doing like you said. I got a hot momma and being cheerful."
the doctor says "Thats not what I said. I said you have a heart murmur, be careful!"
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Aug 30
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Well, that's not quite the version I recall:
A man went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later he is walking down the street with an attractive woman in his arm when he passes his doctor and the doctor says, "I see you're doing well for yourself."
The man replies, "Well, Doc, I remembered what you said, 'Not good... hear me, and you get a hot momma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor exclaims, "That's not what I said. I said, 'Not good hearing... and you've got a heart murmur, be careful!'"
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Aug 30
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It was in a email...
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skoker wrote
on Aug 30
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It was in a email...
a email?
So it was in
a email?
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charlesed wrote
on Aug 30
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skoker wrote
on Aug 30
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, 2009 at 5:54pm:
It was in a email...
a email?
So it was in
a e-mail?
Do you mean
an
e-mail?
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Aug 30
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Yeah, I was trying to bold the part that was wrong...
That actually had nothing to do with the hyphen in e-mail. I just added that in by habit.
It's now fixed in my original post.
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Aug 30
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Hagar wrote
on Aug 30
th
, 2009 at 6:56pm:
charlesed wrote
on Aug 30
th
, 2009 at 6:55pm:
skoker wrote
on Aug 30
th
, 2009 at 5:54pm:
It was in a email...
a email?
So it was in
a e-mail?
Do you mean
an
e-mail?
I'm glad you posted... I thought, maybe, you Brits had changed the language again...
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