Simviation Forum - Golf on Sunday...

Aug 29^th, 2009 at 12:51am

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An unmarried Baptist minister goes on vacation but returns two days early. No one knows he's back, so he decides to go play golf Sunday morning.

God and St. Peter are watching with interest. On the next hole, the minister gets a hole in one.

St. Peter asks God, "Why did you let him do that?"

The reply?

"Who's he gonna tell?" Roll Eyes

If you're a golfer, you understand.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Aug 29^th, 2009 at 2:17am

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When I glof I get holes in one all the time...

Atleast when no one is looking... Roll Eyes

skoker... +15... Angry

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Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2009 at 10:33pm

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I've never gotton a hole in one like Skoker Woods there but it is a rarity that I golf by myself, so when the day comes someone will be there to witness it.

Nigel, +13

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Reply #3 - Aug 30^th, 2009 at 10:29pm

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patchz wrote on Aug 29^th, 2009 at 12:51am:

If you're a golfer, you understand.

skoker wrote on Aug 29^th, 2009 at 2:17am:

When I glof I get holes in one all the time...
At least when no one is looking...

As backward as I can be, I gave up... I don't golf, I flog.

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Reply #4 - Aug 31^st, 2009 at 5:56am

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H wrote on Aug 30^th, 2009 at 10:29pm:

patchz wrote on Aug 29^th, 2009 at 12:51am:

If you're a golfer, you understand.

skoker wrote on Aug 29^th, 2009 at 2:17am:

When I glof I get holes in one all the time...
At least when no one is looking...

As backward as I can be, I gave up... I don't golf, I flog.

I feel your pain. Roll Eyes

Or, I resemble that remark. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #5 - Aug 31^st, 2009 at 8:00pm

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patchz wrote on Aug 31^st, 2009 at 5:56am:

H wrote on Aug 30^th, 2009 at 10:29pm:

patchz wrote on Aug 29^th, 2009 at 12:51am:

If you're a golfer, you understand.

skoker wrote on Aug 29^th, 2009 at 2:17am:

When I glof I get holes in one all the time...
At least when no one is looking...

As backward as I can be, I gave up... I don't golf, I flog.

I feel your pain. Roll Eyes

Or, I resemble that remark. Grin

Now, if skoker will tell us how to play glof, maybe we should try that.

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Reply #6 - Aug 31^st, 2009 at 10:28pm

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Varsity golfer as a freshman last year Cheesy

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Reply #7 - Sep 1^st, 2009 at 4:50pm

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tcco94 wrote on Aug 31^st, 2009 at 10:28pm:

Varsity golfer as a freshman last year Cheesy

For our golf team all you have to do is show up and you'll be on varsity, this one freshman tried out and she has never even picked up a golf club in her life... and yeah she made varsity Cheesy

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Reply #8 - Sep 1^st, 2009 at 7:12pm

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lunitic_8 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2009 at 4:50pm:

tcco94 wrote on Aug 31^st, 2009 at 10:28pm:

Varsity golfer as a freshman last year Cheesy

For our golf team all you have to do is show up and you'll be on varsity, this one freshman tried out and she has never even picked up a golf club in her life... and yeah she made varsity Cheesy

Well our team was small also so there was only 1 person who got cut out of the 4 who tried out as freshman. Although one of the kids (who thought he was the best) never played in one event. You could make "varsity" but you cant say you played inless you played in 5/31 events. Shocked

We had to qualify for all of our events to play so the coach never picked he just let us play for our spots.

I ended up getting my letter, I played in 28/31 events and got to travel to carson city for a tournament....and yet at the last practice the kid (who never played) still said he was better than me and almost the whole team. Roll Eyes

Sincerely, Tyler

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Reply #9 - Sep 1^st, 2009 at 10:08pm

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tcco94 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2009 at 7:12pm:

lunitic_8 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2009 at 4:50pm:

tcco94 wrote on Aug 31^st, 2009 at 10:28pm:

Varsity golfer as a freshman last year Cheesy

For our golf team all you have to do is show up and you'll be on varsity, this one freshman tried out and she has never even picked up a golf club in her life... and yeah she made varsity Cheesy

Well our team was small also so there was only 1 person who got cut out of the 4 who tried out as freshman. Although one of the kids (who thought he was the best) never played in one event. You could make "varsity" but you cant say you played inless you played in 5/31 events. Shocked

We had to qualify for all of our events to play so the coach never picked he just let us play for our spots.

I ended up getting my letter, I played in 28/31 events and got to travel to carson city for a tournament....and yet at the last practice the kid (who never played) still said he was better than me and almost the whole team. Roll Eyes

, He is fail, I hate kids like that Angry

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Reply #10 - Sep 2^nd, 2009 at 12:16am

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Mazza wrote on Sep 1^st, 2009 at 10:08pm:

tcco94 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2009 at 7:12pm:

lunitic_8 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2009 at 4:50pm:

tcco94 wrote on Aug 31^st, 2009 at 10:28pm:

Varsity golfer as a freshman last year Cheesy

For our golf team all you have to do is show up and you'll be on varsity, this one freshman tried out and she has never even picked up a golf club in her life... and yeah she made varsity Cheesy

Well our team was small also so there was only 1 person who got cut out of the 4 who tried out as freshman. Although one of the kids (who thought he was the best) never played in one event. You could make "varsity" but you cant say you played inless you played in 5/31 events. Shocked

We had to qualify for all of our events to play so the coach never picked he just let us play for our spots.

I ended up getting my letter, I played in 28/31 events and got to travel to carson city for a tournament....and yet at the last practice the kid (who never played) still said he was better than me and almost the whole team. Roll Eyes

, He is fail, I hate kids like that Angry

Yeah your telling me Cheesy

...I think he only made the team because he told our coach he had a membership at the golf course...because he's a liar...so the coach thought he would get better. Grin

Wrong choice

Sincerely, Tyler

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