Boudreaux and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.  After a lot of teasing and name calling, Boudreaux headed home frustrated and depressed.

Friday afternoon when Boudreaux's buddies arrived at the camp on Bayou deCade, they were shocked to see Boudreaux. He was already sitting on the dock with a cold beer, feet propped up on his ice chest, fishing rod in hand, and a fire glowing on the BBQ pit.  "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Boudreaux?"

"I didn't have to," Boudreaux replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home  and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'..... So, Here I am!"

That's the problem with getting old. You either forget completely or think you heard it somewhere else.