What a horrendous surprise.

Not.

F1 is fast losing any remaining sporting content. I feel for Massa if he ends up world champion this year, as it will be tainted for years if he wins by less than 3 points, and it was no fault of his own.

TSC. wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2008 at 10:48am:


Good question

Well no real surprises really. Still should keep the motor sport forums going for years.

Matt

Posted on another forum - made me laugh

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Also, this made me laugh too
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2008/09/12/420/

Celtman


Edit: And this

Following unfortunate misunderstandings in the Grands Prix at Valencia and Spa, the FIA has revised the Red Car Rule for Formula 1. These amendments will be applied with immediate effect:

1) Overtaking a Ferrari is not permitted under any circumstances.

2) In the pit lane, a Ferrari always has precedence over other cars.

3) Any driver finishing less than 25 seconds ahead of a Ferrari will be penalized 25 seconds.*

4) If neither Ferrari finishes in first place, the stewards reserve the right to declare the result null and void (or to adjust it as necessary).

5) Only Ferrari drivers are permitted to use anything other than ‘designated’ parts of a circuit.

6) If forced off the ‘designated’ part of the track by a Ferrari, the guilty driver should immediately crash his car and return to the pits

6) Any driver or team appealing against any FIA decision in favour of Ferrari may be subject to a fine and/or the deduction of points.
*Subject to post-race adjustment by the stewards.

C wrote on Sep 23^rd, 2008 at 1:04pm:

Rumour has it that Mclaren have stopped all deveopment of the 2009 car.

They will now use a much smaller budget to paint Lewis white during race weekends - sources say that this should be enough to win the championship next year.

TSC.

Ignoring the clearly unfair bashing of Ferrari (remember they were happy for Lewis to keep his points, they saw it as racing )

  Have the FIA, F1 FOM or whomever shots themselves in the foot with all these modern tracks? And by giving exsisting tracks tarmac runoffs. They assured fans that it would be better, they assured us that cars wouldn't use them for advantage. Yet numerous times in the past few years we've seen the opposite. Is it time they start bringing back the gravel traps. We've seen these runoff areas dont actually slow cars down any better than gravel traps, and the excuse that at least the car wont roll over, is rubbish as its a very rare occurance. I dont think the walls should be moved closer that is dangerous, but I do think a few more gravel traps in braking areas and acceleration area's like the new bus stop, will prevent any chance of this happening again.

Craig. wrote on Sep 24^th, 2008 at 5:29am:


But they still sent a rather large and powerful legal team to the meeting and by most accounts said legal team (tried) to give Hamilton a rough time of it................but they where happy for him to keep his points

Matt