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103% (Read 757 times)
Apr 2
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, 2008 at 3:53pm
Aerophile
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I just received this in an e-mail today. I wish I could take credit for it.
Simple Math
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
It is obvious that
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
While
B-U-L-L-S-H-_-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Finally, and most effectively
A-$-$ K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh_t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top!
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 3:54pm
C
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And the photo is located...?
Or are we in the wrong forum?
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 4:56pm
Aerophile
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C wrote
on Apr 2
nd
, 2008 at 3:54pm:
And the photo is located...?
Or are we in the wrong forum?
Every now and again I venture over into other forums other than the photo photo forum.
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 5:45pm
C
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I see we've been pointed in the right direction now!
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 6:42pm
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Jimi is stoned... but
he'll be back
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lmao
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 6:51pm
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 8:17pm
Aerophile
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C wrote
on Apr 2
nd
, 2008 at 5:45pm:
I see we've been pointed in the right direction now!
Sorry, I could have sworn I posted that in the humor section. My apologies.
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Apr 2
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, 2008 at 11:02pm
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Sadly, it's all too true...
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Apr 3
rd
, 2008 at 3:39am
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Hereford. England. EGBS.
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I am 103½% sure that you are correct...
...!
Paul...
..!
I have just attempted to fill my Tea-Cup to 105% of its total capacity....
.....5% of my tea is now on my clean Tablecloth...
...!
....
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Apr 3
rd
, 2008 at 4:04am
Sir Crashalot
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K-I-L-L-Y-O-U-R-B-O-S-S
178%. Not that I want to give anybody an idea....
Crash
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